10 Most Memorable Quotes From The Indiana Jones Movies

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Just a couple of years after he created one instantly iconic franchise with Star Wars, George Lucas took the world of cinema by storm and caught lightning in a bottle for a second time. Inspired by the old adventure serials he used to watch when he was a kid, Lucas created Indiana Jones, a smooth-talking, infinitely cool archeologist/explorer with a leather jacket, a satchel, and a bullwhip.

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Steven Spielberg saw the character as an American James Bond, so he jumped at the opportunity to sit in the director’s chair. Just like Bond movies, the Indy movies are endlessly quotable. So, without further ado, here are the 10 Most Memorable Quotes From The Indiana Jones Movies.

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10 “Antidote.” “To what?” “The poison you just drank, Dr. Jones!”

This exchange takes place in the tense opening scene of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (which is seen as a sequel, but is technically a prequel, since it’s set before Raiders) and it sets the tone perfectly. Indy is having a tense conversation with some Chinese gangsters over a drink, and then one of them – Lao Che – takes out a little vial and informs Indy he’s just ingested poison.

In the end, he gets the antidote after chasing it across a nightclub dance floor. After that, Indy ends up escaping on Lao Che’s private plane, so that doesn’t end well for him either.

9 “No ticket!”

Indiana Jones Last Crusade Pantsless Zeppelin Scene

Both the first and third Indiana Jones movies satirize the Nazis by having them as wacky villains, but the third one most deeply immerses us in the world of Nazi-occupied Europe. Indy even comes face-to-face with Adolf Hitler at a book-burning. There’s also an extended sequence set on a Zeppelin.

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To fit in, Indy takes the uniform of a ticket collector and then impersonates the ticket collector, asking all the passengers for their tickets. After tossing Vogel, one of the movie’s primary villains, out of a window on the Zeppelin and getting some stares, Indy said, “No ticket!” Then everyone started scrambling for their tickets.

8 “Jock! Start the engine!”

The opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark might be the greatest opening scene of all time. An opening scene, especially in an action-adventure movie like this, is responsible for setting the tone for the movie.

Raiders opens with Indy heading into an ancient temple in the middle of the jungle to uncover an old relic. He avoids all the booby traps on the way in, then takes the relic and makes his way out of the temple. There, he’s chased back to the plane by an indigenous tribe of dozens of warriors. He yells to his pilot, “Jock! Start the engine!”

7 “We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and X never, ever marks the spot.”

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones

A lot of the best quotes from the third Indy movie, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, are dialogue exchanges between Indy and his dad. For example, when they take a plane from the Zeppelin and get pursued by Nazi fighter pilots, Henry, Sr. tells Indy, “I didn’t know you could fly a plane,” and Indy replies, “Fly, yes. Land, no.”

However, as with all Indy movies, there are some classic one-liners to be found in the threequel. One example comes near the beginning, as Indy disproves a common misconception about searching for hidden treasure: “X never, ever marks the spot.”

6 “If you want to be a good archeologist, you gotta get out of the library!”

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is by far the least popular movie in the franchise. It is a modern take, set in the ‘50s with a grizzled octogenarian Dr. Jones fighting some Soviet villains.

The movie is heavy on CGI (it even features aliens) and that, paired with its poor plotting and corny dialogue, led to a lot of fans comparing it to the Star Wars prequel trilogy. However, the fourquel does have one classic Indy quote: “If you want to be a good archeologist, you gotta get out of the library!” That’s his whole ideology.

5 “Half the German army’s on our tail, and you want me to go to Berlin?”

Sean Connery in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Right after a big car chase involving Indy riding a motorcycle like Steve McQueen in The Great Escape, with his father in the sidecar, Henry, Sr. suggests heading to Berlin. That’s where the bad guys have taken his diary, which contains crucial information about the whereabouts of the Holy Grail that will aid them in their quest.

Indy doesn’t think they need it, because his buddy Marcus has a map, but Henry, Sr. insists the diary includes more information than just a map. Indy says, “Half the German army’s on our tail, and you want me to go to Berlin? Into the lion’s den?” His dad replies, “Yes! The only thing that matters is the Grail.”

4 “What is Shankara?” “Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.”

Short Round Temple of Doom

The Shankara stones are the MacGuffins at the center of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Indy finds himself in an Indian village, where they inform him that the stones (and their children) have been taken by a mysterious religious cult.

Right as they’re about to head off on their journey, Short Round asks, “What is Shankara?” to which Indy replies, “Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.” The movie itself was criticized for taking the story to darker places than in the original, Raiders, but the back-and-forth between Indy and his new kid sidekick Short Round are lighthearted and fun.

3 “A boat?! We’re not sinking, we’re crashing!”

Willie Scott has been criticized for being a typical damsel in distress character. All she does is scream and run away from danger and rely on the men around her – one of whom is like a ten-year-old boy – to save her. But she does have one redeeming quality: this classic line.

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Indy, Willie, and Short Round find themselves stuck on a plane with no pilot headed for the side of a mountain. Indy finds that there are no parachutes, but there is an inflatable raft. Willie says, “A boat?! We’re not sinking, we’re crashing!” But Indy makes it work and they raft down the mountain.

2 “Don’t call me Junior!”

Sean Connery and Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

It was a stroke of genius to introduce fans to Indiana Jones’ father in Last Crusade, because their unique dynamic made a powerful dramatic core for the movie. And casting Sean Connery, the original James Bond, as the father of the character who was conceived as an American James Bond (this was Spielberg’s idea, according to the DVD’s making-of doc) was just the cherry on top.

He and Harrison Ford developed such an entertaining and real rapport that they genuinely seem to be an estranged father and son in the movie. The end result is maybe the best installment in the series.

1 “Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”

Indiana Jones Snakes

Every great character has a weakness, ranging from Superman’s aversion to Kryptonite to Marty McFly’s disdain for being called “chicken.” In the case of Indiana Jones, he’s deathly afraid of snakes. We see this in Raiders of the Lost Ark when he lowers himself into the giant underground tomb that contains the Ark of the Covenant and finds that the floor is covered with slithering, hissing snakes.

He looks on at the snakes, frozen with fear, and says, “Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?” He pulls through in the end, but then the Nazis get a hold of the Ark of the Covenant.

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